*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds
They touched the butt.
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Yeah, am bear. But some days, why am bear? Is there more than bear?
Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Relax i speak bear
this is so unnecessary i want 12
I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.
why was green eggs and ham banned??
THAT is a really good question
it was banned in china from 65-91 for its portrayal of early marxism
It was 70 years ago when my mother dipped her toes in Lake Cavloc, Switzerland along side her father and sister. Beauty was all around them and so were the echoes of youth. My mother’s view has changed now that she lives in a nursing home. Wouldn’t it have been something if the waters they had danced in had washed the fountain of youth over them…
These all send shivers down my back and make me want to cry
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed youNone Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.
Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”
I’m bringing this to every college party I go to this year.
i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny